Liberals vs Conservatives - Liberals

What is a Liberal? What is a Conservative? What does each believe?

Liberals think of themselves as 'The Elite', smarter and more caring than anyone else on the planet. They respond to everything according to feelings, not logic. The reason is that logic is too difficult for their thought processes. Why, you ask? I rarely agree with talk show host Dr. Michael Savage; but he was ranting about marijuana, recently; and compared the timelines of marijuana usage and the rise of Liberalism in this country. They coincide! My theory is that the marijuana does two things: a feeling of euphoria (who cares), and a general degradation of thought processes. The result of this is a state of almost pure emotionalism, which forbids rational thought.

*Note: This only applies to the Liberal voter; and it begins to reverse itself as soon as all drug use stops. Liberal politicians are predators who have learned to prey upon drugsoaked, emotional voters who are foolish enough to believe that they can get Something For Nothing. They (Liberal politicians) are all guilty of treason; and should be hanged from the nearest tree, lamp post, or balcony.

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Posted: Saturday 30th July 2005, 10:36 AM

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