Terrorist warning!

This is a warning TO the Islamic extremists, not ABOUT them...

If one of your more computer-literate people will do a search for 'flying pigs' on the internet, you might learn about America's newest weapon in the war on terror.

Reports have recently surfaced of a possible attack on refineries along the Texas Gulf coast. There are several reasons why this would NOT be a good idea.
(A) The Good Old Boys Network in Texas is already on edge...NOT good for you.
(B) You will never see Allah because your remains will be buried wrapped in pigskin.
(C) All your success in Spain aside, you WILL NOT influence our elections. Americans are fighters; and we WIN!
(D) If such an attack occurs, it will be followed by a rain of pig's blood all over the countries where you hide. Think those governments will still want you around?

Have a nice day!

Posted: Saturday 27th March 2004, 8:26 AM

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